Why a safari might actually turn out to be disappointing.

Tanzania · Slow travel

Africa cannot be stage-managed.

A safari is not a theme park, and wild animals do not stick to a schedule. Sometimes you drive through the savanna for hours without a spectacular encounter, and then, in just a few minutes, something happens that you never saw coming—and will never forget.

It is precisely that unpredictability that makes a safari so special.

Less ticking boxes, more experiencing

Anyone wanting to see the entire Big Five in three or four days runs the risk of spending a great deal of time in a safari vehicle. You travel from park to park, pack and unpack your bags, and try to make the most of every day—inevitably involving early starts and late nights.

At LAZY LION SAFARIS, we therefore strongly believe in slow safaris.

4 reasons why a safari might be disappointing

  • Unrealistic expectations: social media, documentaries, and travel shows tend to showcase only the most spectacular moments. As a result, it can seem as though you will constantly be seeing lions, leopards, and elephants while on safari.
  • Too little time: one of the biggest mistakes travelers make is trying to see too much in too few days. A three-night safari can be impressive, but leaves no room for flexibility or relaxation.
  • Too much driving: a safari vehicle is fantastic when you are out in the wild, but spending hours driving along bumpy roads can become exhausting. When every day is packed from morning till night, the safari can end up feeling more like an intense tour than a relaxing holiday.
  • The wrong locations: not every safari area is the same, nor does every lodge or camp suit every traveler. For instance, someone primarily interested in seeing large herds and predators has different priorities than someone seeking tranquility, nature, hiking, or an authentic, intimate experience.

This is how a safari should feel.

Imagine this: you wake up early, have a cup of coffee, and set off with your guide for a leisurely morning game drive. No rush, no checklist. Along the way, you see zebras and giraffes drinking together, and suddenly your guide spots lion tracks. A short while later, the lion is lying calmly in the tall grass, while you are virtually alone.

After the morning game drive, you return to camp for a delicious brunch and a relaxing afternoon. Later, you head back out into the bush, ending the day around the campfire sharing stories of the day’s experiences.

For us, that is a real safari.

Not seeing as much as possible in as little time as possible, but taking the time to truly experience Africa.

Practical

How do you plan an ideal safari?

The number of days required

Even a four-night safari can be a remarkable experience for a brief introduction. However, whenever possible, we recommend setting aside at least five to seven nights for your safari.

Choose the best period

The best time to travel depends on exactly what you want to experience.

For many travelers, the drier months are appealing because wildlife is often easier to spot. At other times, however, the landscape can be exceptionally lush and green, and there are fewer visitors.

Choose the better places

Accommodation is also an important part of your safari. A large lodge can be comfortable and luxurious, whereas a small-scale tented camp can offer a much more intimate and authentic atmosphere.

Slow is better than just ticking BIG5

Of course, almost everyone wants to see the Big Five while on safari. But when that becomes the sole objective, the trip can actually become less enjoyable. And the beauty of it is that the most extraordinary moments often arise precisely when you aren’t constantly focused on ticking animals off a list.

F.A.Q.

Frequently Asked Questions

That depends on the type of safari and the accommodation. A private safari generally offers much more flexibility than a group tour, as you do not have to depend on other participants.

You need surprisingly little. Comfortable clothing, good sunglasses, sun protection, binoculars, and a camera are, of course, useful. We also provide a handy checklist before departure.

Absolutely. After all, a safari is about much more than just wild animals. The landscape, local culture, people, food, silence, and the unique atmosphere of East Africa are all part of the experience.

In summary

  • Take plenty of time. A safari is better when you don’t have to constantly rush from one place to another.
  • Choose quality over quantity. Checking off the Big Five is great, but a relaxed and well-paced trip makes for a much richer experience.
  • Leave room for the unexpected. The best safari moments are usually not included in the itinerary beforehand.

A safari at you pace

A good safari isn’t about how many animals you’ve seen.

It is about what you felt, experienced, and took home with you.

LAZY LION SAFARIS – slow down, look around, experience Africa.